I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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