No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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