..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
