What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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