That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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