I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
