Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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