i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
