Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i think my mom watched the whole time
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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