Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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