My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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