Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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