I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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