To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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