the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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