His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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