Dual....:-)
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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