Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(510): View more from California

I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.

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(714): View more from California

what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.

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(607): View more from New York

I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.

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(757): View more from Virginia

you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you

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(315): View more from New York

We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT

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