Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.