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  Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

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• (818): View more from California

  Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.

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  Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock

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• (310): View more from California

  Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s

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