no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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