Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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