New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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