I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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