love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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