You surviving the open bar?
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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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