Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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