I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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