Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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