Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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