Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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