Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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