I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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