Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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