let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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