no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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