I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We are two peas in an std pod
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
