The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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