That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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