how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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