spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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