? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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