She's JV to your varsity
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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