My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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