found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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