you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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