Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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