Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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