an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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