She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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