Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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