So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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