Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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