Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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