Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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