well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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