I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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