I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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